CPAD Summer Media Recommendations and Reviews
Welcome to the new Summer Recommendation and Reviews article series where our CPAD community chat about some of their favorite media. Enjoy your Summer!
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Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World Genre: Historical Action
Summer Review #1 by Peter Rea
Starring: Russell Crowe, Paul Bettany
I’m often a contrarian. We play video games and I look for a spec that nobody is playing, and I try to go see what the deal is. Is it underpowered? Do people not like it? Is there some hidden thing that people are missing that maybe I can figure out? With my favorite movie, this is not the case. The film that I love the most and I believe is the greatest film ever made are one in the same: Lawrence of Arabia. It’s a sweeping epic starring Peter O’Toole, Omar Sharif, and Alec Guinness and it is the most splendid visual and dramatic piece ever made. It also holds the distinction of being the only film to ever win Best Picture without having a female speaking role in the film. A feature (the speaking role, not the Best Picture win) that it shares with Master and Commander, and it is not the only one.
It’s been a while since I’ve seen a film that has such apathy towards its viewer as to whether the person who is watching the film actually cares about what is happening. This is, from the beginning, a film about dudes doing stuff on a boat. That’s what they do. You are watching dudes do stuff on a boat without understanding why and, Lord knows, not understanding what they’re talking about. There is no long introduction about vocabulary or an explanation about why the twelve-year-olds are the ones giving orders to grown men. I don’t think the film even cares. You’re just supposed to nod your head and say “Yeah! Go down the port side at arms for a keelhaul! That sounds like what we should do!” We’ve seen this before, mostly in space movies like Apollo 13 or The Martian, but those films, especially The Martian, get around that by having someone in the room who needs stuff explained to them (most of the time it’s Jeff Daniels) to act as the audience to have Daniel Glover go around the room with a pen and a stapler to explain astrophysics. Master and Commander does not care; just nod your head and feel intelligent when you figure something out.
The actual plot of the film is Moby Dick, except it’s an enemy boat instead of a whale. Russel Crowe becomes obsessive about chasing the French vessel Acheron across the Pacific Ocean. He’s outgunned and outmanned, but he must do it for the empire! A lot of the film is episodic, they fight, they stop at some islands and stuff happens, the wind won’t go, and stuff happens, and so forth, and whether you’ll enjoy this movie relies almost entirely on whether you care about the characters and their interactions with one another throughout the middle of the film. How many shouting matches between Paul Bettany, who plays the ship’s surgeon, and Russell Crowe do you care to hear on whether this is a glorious mission or a fool-hardy errand that is going to get them killed? Do you care about the twenty-minute side-quest Paul Bettany goes on to document the wildlife of the Galapagos Islands? How about multiple dinner scenes where people get drunk on the boat and tell jokes? Maybe? At a two and a quarter hour runtime, it doesn’t overly stay it’s welcome too much.
This comes off as overly critical, but it’s not. Having the courage to make a film like this (I have not read the books) and just make the movie that you want to make is something that real filmmakers do. This messing around with four hundred edits to make it more palatable to a wider audience leads to Suicide Squads and Wonder Woman 1984s as opposed to Ladybirds and Master and Commanders. By and large, it works. Not always, but it works. You feel like you are coming along for the ride. You care about the minor characters’ fates, even though I don’t remember a single one of their names ten days after watching the film. You want them to win and often laugh when there’s a joke and gasp when something bad happens. Crowe is splendid in this, Bettany a little less so, but he suffices, and it’s Crowe’s movie. That’s when the film works best when he is strutting around in his absurd hat, taking other people’s ideas for his own, and executing brilliant boat [stuff], cause that’s what we all came here to watch. Not quite a classic, but certainly something that will work its way into the rotation when I’m looking for a movie to watch.